feat: if

.github/workflows/publish.yml

@@ -13,6 +13,11 @@ jobs:
       - name: Checkout master
         uses: actions/checkout@v2
 
+      - name: IF PDF
+        run: npx @marp-team/marp-cli slides/if.md -o slides/if/if.pdf--allow-local-files
+        env:
+          GITHUB_TOKEN: ${{ secrets.GITHUB_TOKEN }}
+
       - name: Setup Python
         uses: actions/setup-python@v1
 
@@ -20,4 +25,4 @@ jobs:
         uses: mhausenblas/mkdocs-deploy-gh-pages@1.16
         env:
           GITHUB_TOKEN: ${{ secrets.GITHUB_TOKEN }}
-          CUSTOM_DOMAIN: docs.datacontroller.io
+          CUSTOM_DOMAIN: docs.datacontroller.io

.gitignore

@@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
 site/
 *.swp
 node_modules/
-*.DS_Store
+**/.DS_Store

slides/if.md

@@ -0,0 +1,118 @@
+---
+marp: true
+paginate: true
+backgroundColor: #ccc
+theme: default
+
+<!--
+npx @marp-team/marp-cli slides/if.md -o slides/if/index.html --html=true
+npx @marp-team/marp-cli slides/if.md -o slides/if/if.pdf
+-->
+
+---
+
+<style >
+:root{
+  width: 1080px;
+  height: 1080px;
+  display: block;
+  background-color: #ccc;
+}
+section{
+  padding-top:100px
+}
+h1 {
+  font-size: 250px;
+  text-align: center;
+  font-family: serif;
+  color: darkgreen;
+  padding:0;
+  margin:0;
+}
+p {
+  margin-left: 50px;
+  font-family: open-sans;
+  font-family: ui-serif;
+  font-size: 36px;
+}
+h2{
+  font-size: 64px;
+  padding:0px;
+  margin:0px;
+}
+.dc {
+  position:absolute;
+  height: 80px;
+}
+</style>
+
+<h1> IF</h1>
+<h2 style="text-align:center"> An Ode to<br/>Data Control</h2>
+
+---
+<img class="dc" style="top:5px; right:5px; " src="https://docs.datacontroller.io/img/dc.jpg" />
+<img class="dc" style="top:5px; left:5px; " src="https://docs.datacontroller.io/img/dc.jpg" />
+<br/>
+
+<b>If you can keep your data when all about you</b>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<i>Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;</i>
+<b>If you can trust your metrics when analysts doubt you,</b>
+<i>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But make allowance for their doubting too:</i>
+<b>If you can query and not be tired by waiting,</b>
+<i>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or building models, adjust for outliers,</i>
+<b>Define ETL modules that are self-validating,</b>
+<i>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And require contracts from data suppliers;</i>
+
+
+
+---
+<img class="dc" style="top:5px; right:5px; " src="https://docs.datacontroller.io/img/dc.jpg" />
+<img class="dc" style="top:5px; left:5px; " src="https://docs.datacontroller.io/img/dc.jpg" />
+<br/>
+
+<b>If you can report — and not make KPIs your master;</b>
+<i>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you can forecast — and not make compliance your aim,</i>
+<b>If you can make the overnight batch faster</b>
+<i>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And ensure the end results are just the same:</i>
+<b>If you can't bear two versions of truth spoken</b>
+<i>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Produced by silos to make a trap for fools,</i>
+<b>Or watch the systems you gave your life to, broken,</b>
+<i>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And stoop and build ’em up with off-the-shelf tools;</i>
+
+---
+<img class="dc" style="top:5px; right:5px; " src="https://docs.datacontroller.io/img/dc.jpg" />
+<img class="dc" style="top:5px; left:5px; " src="https://docs.datacontroller.io/img/dc.jpg" />
+<br/>
+
+<b>If you would make one lake with all your data</b>
+<i>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And risk it on one vendor's big bang plan,</i>
+<b>And lose, and start again at invitation-to-tender</b>
+<i>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And salvage from the project, what you can:</i>
+<b>If you can force your flat files and mainframe</b>
+<i>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To serve datamarts when key DBAs retire,</i>
+<b>And so hold on when stakeholders proclaim</b>
+<i>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why (oh why) is our Data Quality so dire?</i>
+
+---
+<img class="dc" style="top:5px; right:5px; " src="https://docs.datacontroller.io/img/dc.jpg" />
+<img class="dc" style="top:5px; left:5px; " src="https://docs.datacontroller.io/img/dc.jpg" />
+<br/>
+
+<b>If you can talk with architects and keep your virtue,</b>
+<i>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or walk with CEOs — nor lose the accounting touch,</i>
+<b>If neither UTF-8 nor PII can hurt you,</b>
+<i>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If all teams count with you, but none too much:</i>
+<b>If you can keep Data Owners beholden</b>
+<i>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To uploads that are timely and accurate and whole,</i>
+<b>Yours is the Earth and clean records (golden),</b>
+<i>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And—which is more—you’ll have Data Control!</i>
+
+
+---
+
+<!-- header: ![h:0em align:right](https://docs.datacontroller.io/img/dc.jpg) -->
+
+<img style="display: block;margin-left: auto; margin-right:auto; margin-top:0px; width:50%" src="https://docs.datacontroller.io/img/dc_bg_Asset-5@2x.png" />
+<br/>
+<h2 style="text-align: center"> https://datacontroller.io </h2>
+